my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
- me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
- me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
when you learn about something in History class that was on Doctor Who
When you’re in French and you know what allons-y means before your teacher tells you.
When you’re so angry you run around on a golf course angst-singing because you’re troy fucking bolton
